In an amazing feat of heroics today, Barnacles staff member Leprechaun Lorenzo tracked down and rescued his kidnapped cousin Seamus of the Four Courts Hostel. Seamus was being held captive by none other than evil Barbie who was torturing Seamus to reveal the hiding place of the luggage room keys. Young Seamus fell victim to Barbies evil way and was lured by Barbie by her exotic Irish dancing. Seamus is very grateful to Lorenzo for the rescue as he had begun to fear for his life!! Lorenzo has been working in Barnacles Hostel since 1993 and when interviewed Lorenzo claims he never gave up hope in finding his missing cousin and never thought of the danger he was in as he stormed Barbies hide out. He claims he understands how Barbie fooled Seamus as all Leprechauns have a weakness for Blonde girls doing what he calls ‘lovely irish dancing’. A big session will be underway as Lorenzo and Seamus base themselves in Barnacles Hostel in Galway for the week and get reacquainted with a few pints of Guinness. As for Barbie she is facing charges of kidnap, assault and Irish Dancing fraud.
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